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Scarlet vs Alanis???

2008-03-16T20:25:00.000-07:00

Scarlett Johansson is set to take on Alanis Morrisette in a battle of the albums!
Both women plan to drop an album on the very same day!
I tell ya it must be a Ryan thing or something, maybe the record company just wants to see what the heck would happen if they pit Ryan's new lady against his ex lady.
Maybe they are hoping some sparks will fly.

Alanis is a Canadian favorite but really has not had a huge success since "Jagged little Pill"
And Scarlett has never released a CD so who knows if she can even really sing.

My money is on Alanis, She's been doing this a whole heck of a lot longer and knows just what it takes to get it out there and make it on her own steam.
Scarlett is probably just other manufactured bubble gum tasty tart, But I guess we will find out.

Good Luck to both ladies, I am sure Ryan is having a huge ass laugh as we speak!!

In Memory - Heath Ledger

2008-01-22T17:26:00.000-08:00

Today is a sad day, I have lost one of my all time favorite actors.

Heath Ledger was found dead in NYC today at around 3:30pm, the cause of death seems at this point to be an accidental overdose of sleeping pills.

I have followed Heath's career for many many years (almost from the start) and he truly was one remarkable actor.
Picking roles based on how they would challenge him rather then what might pay him the most money. I truly respected him for his choices in roles.
He was a private man and did not really take a shinning to the spotlight thrust upon him at the high points of his career.

My thoughts and prayers go out to his family, specially his little girl.

Heath you will be forever missed, and I am sad that another great actor's life was cut way to short.
You will forever and always be in my heart, My Knight.

Body Language Says...

2007-11-19T18:19:00.000-08:00

As some know I am a fan of the Fox TV show Prison Break, and I happen to adore one of it's lead actors Wentworth Miller (actually I will take both lead actors as Dominic is just as hot!)
I recently starting watching how many topics about Wentworth's sexuality were getting started all over the Internet and I found it so amazingly funny that I had to do my own little bit of blogging on the subject.

Back in August Wentworth was spotted walking with "rumoured" boyfriend Canadian actor Luke McFarlane.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/08/27/luke-macfarlane-wentworth-miller/
This sparked up many different types of conversation including the body language of both men.
So I thought I would get down to the bottom of this whole body language discussion and actually ask a body language expert!

Next is a breakdown of what the expert had to say:
In photograph 11 (of JustJared's site) you can see the pair walking down the side walk, but Miller is walking on the grass where McFarlane is walking on the actual side walk.
This is how "friends" may appear to walk with one another, also notice in a couple of the other sidewalk shots Miller appears to be leaning away from McFarlane which indicates nothing romantic or sexual between the pair.

In photograph 10 (again on JustJared's site) the pair are seen in a car with one another.
When a man crosses his legs it is a sign that he is not wanting attention directed towards his man parts, If the man is sitting with his legs apart he is inviting a person to check out what he as a suitor has to offer.
This would also entail that there is no sexual or romantic relationship going on between the pair.

In photograph 16 where Miller is appearing to be laughing, his body is leaning outward towards the car door which suggests that he is again showing the same sign as when they were walking.
Leaning away from a person indicates a lack of sexual interest in the person they are with.

But Miller's casual laid back manner in body language suggests that the two have been friends for awhile and are very comfortable in each others presence.

So our expert's final say would be? (are they or aren't they?)
Upon close inspection of each of the photographs, It is my professional opinion that Mr. Miller and Mr. McFarlane are nothing more then friends.

My final word? (Body language is not a 100% proven science...so you never know)

Open Letter to Prison Break Fans...

2007-10-08T20:22:00.000-07:00

I know there are many of you that are just dying now that they have taken away a certain someone you'd all come to love but from the posts I have been reading, your not what I would call "true" fans at all.

I have been reading on almost every message board that people will no longer be watching the show because her head ended up in a box! Get over it!!
Trust that these writers know what the hell they are doing and that they will continue to find more interesting ways to keep the show going.

If you only watched the show for the coupling of these two people then your a sorry excuse for a fan and the show never needed you in the first place.
Not to mention you missed out on so much more that the show and it's writers had to offer.

Killing that person off was in the shows best interest, Now Wentworth Millers "real" acting can begin! I think we are about to see some of the best work he will have ever done up to this point.
And that is a great reason to continue to watch this amazing show.
The twists and turns it has taken over the last 2 years should have for warned each and every one of you that NO ONE was safe, not one darn person.

So my advice to each of you, Shut up and just enjoy the show and get ALL your facts straight before you go jumping down any ones throat about anything regarding this matter.

Some facts are:
The writers had fully intended to keep that person for all 22 episodes.
But the NETWORK not the writers did not like how the story was going and axed the idea.
When offered 11 episodes (she would return in episode 10 or 11) She refused!
They offered her 9 so that they could send that character off properly..She refused AGAIN!
They offered to fly out to where she was located and film what they needed where she was and yet again SHE refused.
The writers had to think quick on their feet and come up with something fast and to them it was the only possible way to have her taken out with out it looking extremely stupid.

So when you want to place the blame, Place it where it's been earned.
If she had really wanted to be a part of this show, she would have taken the 11 episodes or 9 episodes and would have been happy with that, But she refused..so who is really to blame?

My 2 cents on Kiefer Sutherland!

2007-09-25T20:12:00.000-07:00

First I want to say that NO I do not condone drinking and driving!!! Do not think the following post is trying to condone what Kiefer did.

At 1:10am on Tues. morning actor Kiefer Sutherland was pulled over after making a u-turn at which time he failed a sobriety test.
Sadly this is not the first DUI arrest for the actor, and he is facing yet another charge and possible jail time.

My question is this? If they are going to charge Kiefer why are they NOT pursuing charges against the club that allowed him to walk out and get into his car knowing full well he had been drinking at the event that evening???

Kiefer attended Fox's Fall Eco-Casino Party, so I believe FOX should also be held responsible for allowing him to drink and drive!
When hosting an event where alcohol will be served a liquor licence must be obtained, and in that licence it clearly states that the host of said event is "responsible" for the welfare of the guests and their actions.

Paparazzi sat out front waiting as the celebrities left, and they have it on video that Kiefer was clearly in NO state to be driving, but they wanted their money shots so not one of them asked how he was getting home, or told him he was in no position to be driving.

This whole event could have been avoided if the people in charge of this event had done their jobs correctly!
I admit Kiefer is stupid, but when a person is drunk they don't realize just how much they can effect the people around them, they think they are just fine and they are OK.
It was up to someone else to say "No your not OK and you need a cab".

If bars are held responsible for people who drink and drive why are these publicly hosted events not being held responsible as well?

To all those "entertainment" shows that chose to run this story and put his public display of intoxication on view for all, they should feel ashamed of themselves.
Report what should have really happened as well as what did happen.
Kiefer is not the only one at fault here, every person who saw him that night and did nothing but stand by and watch as he got in his car are just as guilty!
If he had killed someone that night, blood would have been on all your hands!!!

Nice Come Back Brit..dont think so!

2007-09-09T19:10:00.000-07:00

For those of you who watched the opening of the MTV Video Awards, I hope you were as happy and not disappointed as me.
Britney claimed some big come back for the year, and she sucked as always.

MTV needs to give out an award for best lip sync artist, I am sure Brit's house would be lined with millions of those.
And I am not sure what it is with her an wanting to go naked in front of millions of people every damn time she gets on a stage, But this was the outfit to top it all!

Recently she had been "spotted" with Criss Angel, who then turned around and said he was "working" with her for her performance on the MTV Awards.
She was suppose to disappear?!? The only thing I seen disappear was the food from my stomach!
Maybe Criss had her disappear right after her performance...to his room!

All in all her performance was her worst to date!, not only can she not sing but she can no longer dance. All her moves looked way to over choreographed, almost mechanical in style.
Her cloths were disgusting and the grabbing a guy by the balls thing has been so over done it's not even tacky anymore, it's beyond tacky.

Better luck next time Miss Spears, Your going to need it!

Is Disney Scared?

2007-09-07T21:19:00.000-07:00

Recently some very Un-Disney like photos surfaced of one of Disney's top cash cow's Vanessa Hudgens.
The High School Musical star was caught not only with her pants down, but right off!
Her publicist confirmed to insiders that yes sadly the photos were not fake and that they had been taken in a moment of poor judgement, Your telling me!

What the heck is an 19 year old doing posing for naked photos anyway?? and my question is; Who the heck TOOK the photos??? hopefully it was her boyfriend Zach Effron.

And now the big question on every one's mind is if Disney will choose to keep her for the High School Musical movie? Source's have said Disney is in talks with her to now lower her ever increasing asking price to do the movie, and in all likely hood she will stop pushing for more cash to help keep her career flowing in the right direction.

Kudos to Perez Hilton for actually removing the photos of her off his site once he actually found out it was her, He has his moments too I guess .. ha ha

Honestly I don't think this set back will effect her career at all, some parents might be a little pissed but little boys everywhere have saved those photos and are using them as secret screen savers!

Will this guy ever just GO AWAY!

2007-06-23T12:31:00.000-07:00

Isaiah Washington really needs to learn when to shut the heck up! This guy just keep giving it and giving it and making absolutely no real sense at all.
Isaiah is now claiming they "Fired the wrong guy" accusing T.R. Knight of plotting this whole time to get himself more noticed.
Give me a break guy! What drugs are you taking, cause I want some!

"I have to clear my name," said Washington. "I'll start from the beginning. I'm telling everything. So here's the truth."

So lets get this straight, to clear your name you have to defame someone else's? What are we? In Grade 2???

The simple fact of it all it you HAD to know it was coming! maybe next time you will learn it doesn't matter WHO your dropping the F Bomb on, It's the fact that you bothered to say it anyway!
I believe I have said this before, if the tables had been turned and it was the N word that had been said T.R. (or whoever bothered to say it) would NOT have a job right now.
And you dear Isaiah would have made sure of that, and then and ONLY then would you have the right to be spouting off like you are right now.

My advice to you Mr. Washington, GROW UP! Move On and GET OVER IT!

In The News!!

2007-06-15T09:45:00.000-07:00

Paris Hilton - Behind bars..YEYYYY!! She's right where she should be.
There is a lot of talk about how her punishment did not fit the crime, The fact is people it was not just simply the DUI that got her thrown in jail, it was the fact that she drove 2 more times AFTER with a suspended licence!
This makes me really believe she feels she is above the law and can do as she pleases.
Well now she knows otherwise!

Lindsay Lohan - Boy oh Boy! That kid started to fall apart awhile ago but we all just sat back and watched.
She needs to be right along side her gal pal in prison, maybe a night or two in there will shake her brains back together!
And her mom is really starting to piss me off, Be a MOM Deena not her best buddy! and get your own job with your OWN money and stop mooching off your children!!!

Rosie O'Donnell - She just rocks plain and simple, she stands up for what she believes in.
I may not always agree with her but I respect her for taking a stand.

Victoria Beckham - Just go away lady! (wait she already is wasting away to nothing)
But for real, no one should give a crap about this whinny little brat (I mean Brit) She's done nothing useful in her life and most likely never will!

In good news Matthew McConaughey was named bachelor of the year by "People" magazine on Thursday, Well done Matthew! I could not have agreed more with their top pick.
George Clooney on the other hand...ewwww (insert laugh here)

Unlisted News Report: Not many people actually never heard about this so I am most inclined to inform you of this wonderful piece of news.
Last month Denzel Washington visited New Orleans where they are at working building Eco friendly homes for those who lost theirs in the hurricane.
When he asked how much it cost to build one the company informed him it was $250 thousand to build just one, He took out his check book and wrote them a check for that amount right on the spot!
RIGHT ON Denzel!!! You get the "YOU ROCK" award for just being a super cool person!

Congratulations Wentworth Miller

2007-04-14T07:49:00.000-07:00

Congratulation's goes out to Wentworth Miller on becoming Hollywood's newest Fishermen!
Using bait and reel tactic's to keep his popularity levels sky high!!
Wentworth now joins the likes of Nysnc, BSB and Orlando Bloom (Among others but the list is to long to post in a blog)

Fishermen = A celebrity who uses bait and reel tactics to appeal to fans and keep their fame levels high as to not fall off the radar.

Bait and Reel Tactics = Saying or doing things that are not true, but will keep fans interested as it's things they all want to hear.

Examples; Wentworth stated on more then one occasion that he was "Deathly" allergic to cats and dogs, Yet in season 1 of his show he is clearly seen in the same frame as a CAT! (Nice to know the writers of Prison Break were looking to KILL him) He should drop the word "Deathly" from that statement unless he doesn't realize "Deathly" means "DEAD!"

In an interview done late last year Wentworth stated he liked women who ate; as he likes to try out a lot of different restaurants (fair enough) But added that he liked "Curvy" women. This is what is called a Bait and Reel tactic. No fat girl says she's fat it's "Curvy" so everyone of his little fans squee'd with delight thinking "He likes women like me". However this couldn't be further from the truth! (ask yourself this; Has he ever pointed out a crush that was curvy? Has he ever been seen with a curvy women?..No!) He wouldn't know curves if they jumped up and bit him right on his curvy ass!

In another article he used what we call the "cover your ass bait and reel" by clearly stating he really like brunettes, "Not that I don't like Blonde's though!" (sorry redheads you were left out)

Have I mentioned yet that Wentworth has already admitted to being a liar?
Quote: "Whenever they ask me questions I don't know how to answer I just Make Stuff Up."
Don't know if his lawyer father told him or not, Making stuff up is still lying!

On another occasion Wentworth referred to his fans as an extension of his family, If we are like family why feel the need to lie? Would you lie to your mom? Think not!

So my congratulations go out to Wentworth Miller for being suckered into the game that is "Hollywood" and allowing your agent's to stick their hands up your butt and control your life.
Unless that is that his 10+ years in Hollywood has really diluted his mind and perception of all things real!

That being said, Wentworth you a wonderful actor and the "good fans" will like you no matter what, There is no need to lie or Make Things Up just for our benefit.

Perez Hilton

2007-02-05T21:22:00.000-08:00

I really just need to get this off of my chest, Perez..Your an asshole!

I have to be honest in saying I really had no clue who he was until just a few months ago when I was googling a celebrity and a page from his site came up.
I was sickened to see what type of trash his site submits and astounded as to how much hatred people can throw at one another on that site.

His site does nothing but promote hate, violence, ignorance and intolerance for thy fellow man.
I am all for freedom of speech, and hey if your gonna go flashing your bird around all over the place don't be surprised when someone calls you an idiot and tells you panties are your friend.
But Perez takes it to a whole other level, and it's something I think honestly should be put to rest.

The destruction of photo's on his site is amazing, he just goes out takes a picture and throws together some little trash crap to throw on his site, This is why celebrities hate the media, assholes like you!

Perez takes pride in knowing he's a bashing, trash talker who's got nothing better to do with his time the belittle another person, He doesn't even care if he's met you he's out to destroy you.
He sits up on his high chair feeling so proud that he outed Lance Bass, Did he ever think that for one second it was NOT his choice to "OUT" someone, that they need to come out on their own in there own way??
Come on guy, your gay and I am sure you were not always out? How long did it take you to come to terms with who your were?? Did someone "out" you and that's why you feel the need to bring it upon others?

Your quick witted I'll give ya that, and sometimes you even make a little bit of sense but for the most part you got famous by being mean and cruel to others and in turn that fed the furry of many other groups of people.
Your site breeds nothing but hatred, and that disgusts me!

I hope in the near future someone decides to sue your ass for slander and defamation of character, halls your ass to court and has your site removed.

It's hard enough living in this world being different, assholes like you make it even worse with your breed of hatred.

Ignorance - You know you are!

2006-12-17T14:29:00.000-08:00

So many people walk through life thinking they are perfect, they are not racist or ignorant but the fact is even if you don't want to admit to it, you probably are.

Racism -discriminatory or abusive behavior towards members of another race, sexual orientation, religion etc.

Many people believe that racism or ignorance is only when it is shown towards others who are of different skin colour or to those who do not share the same religious beliefs or people who are attracted to members of the same sex.
Not a true fact, racism has found new ways to manifest itself.

We as a nation say..It is NOT ok to say you don't like someone because their skin is different from yours, Its NOT ok to say you don't like someone because they don't share your beliefs in religion, It's NOT ok to say you don't like someone because they have a partner of the same sex.
BUT it's IS ok to make discriminatory comments towards someone who is not the same size as you!
Since when did being fat make someone less human? make them less of a person of value??
Since when did being thin make someone automatically on drugs or with an eating disorder??

Ask yourself this question..Have you ever judged another human being based on the size they happen to be? If you answered with any type of yes You ARE Racist!

There is no difference between any type of hatred, To hate another human for being different on any level makes you a racist, Makes you ignorant!
And until we learn to just like one another for who we are as people, and for what we as people can give back to this world there will be no peace.

The media's perception of what is "normal" is bullshit! and you all know it, but yet you hang on to every word and image you see.
Stop living according to Hollywood rules and start living by your own!

Be the best person you can be each and every day, Be kind to all not just who you think is worthy of it.
We all have a small amount of ignorance in us, but it's how we try to make ourselves better that sets us apart from the true assholes.

Definitions belong to the definers and not the defined. By Tony Morrison.

Lazy People

2006-12-15T17:32:00.000-08:00

I am going to try and keep this post short, I just want to draw some attention to all the frigging lazy ass people on this planet.
I sit around and listen to so many people around me complain about how this world is going to hell in a shit bag and yet they do nothing at all to change it!

You would rather sit around moaning and groaning about how shitty your life is rather then just learning to stand up for yourself and not allow people to walk all over you.
You'd rather post some stupid ass bulletin on myspace about how if I don't re post this in 60 seconds my love life is going to crap, rather then post something useful.

You spend your days posing in the mirror for your frigging cell phone camera so you can have a "new" photo on myspace that looks the same as the last stupid photo you took.
When instead you could be posting a photo that actually means something!

Instead of standing up and taking a stand and at least attempting to make a difference in the world you sit around being self absorbed.

Stop be so f**kin selfish, and get off you lazy frigging asses and DO something!
Stop your bitching and complaining about how crappy life is and MAKE it better!
Stand up for those who can not stand up for themselves, Be a voice for those who can not be a voice for themselves, Help those in need, Give back even if it's in a small way.

And stop with bullshit crap that I could care nothing for, if you have nothing better to do then post and write garbage GET A LIFE! (Trust me your in desperate need of one!)

On a side note, there are FREE ways you can become an active part of this planet, but you wouldn't know that cause your too f**king lazy!

FedEx - Ass Turd

2006-12-11T16:27:00.000-08:00

I know it seems like I don't have a life...3 blogs in one day..what can I say I am sick home with the flu and bored out of my tree...so I write!

Now on to one of the biggest moron's on the planet! FedEX .. just read over on Perez Hilton's site (don't worry Perez I will get to you a little later my pretty!)
That for a good old $15,000 us funds you can have this ass turd show up at your party!
How stupid does he really think people are? If your one of the people who would actually pay this your as much of an ass turd as he is!

Like give me a break you ass turd, you blew it! you had that idiot wrapped around your finger and you just had to go throw it all away..yourself to blame no one else. You know it and I know it.

Banging Britney could not have been that bad pal, come on she can lift her leg over her head while standing..she's got to be creative in the sack!
But you just couldn't resist all the temptations could you? Get over yourself!
That's what you get for trying to screw your way to the top! Looks good on you dumb ass!
Might have been the smartest thing little Miss Spears has ever done in her life! Kudos Brit!

All said and done, FedEx...Your an ass turd..and the whole world knows it!

IMDB - Sicko Central

2006-12-11T14:14:00.000-08:00

My oh my..I thought long and hard about what my first real post should be about, and I came to the conclusion nothing could be better then that dumb ass site Internet Movie Database!

It should really be called sicko central, as that's where all the nut bars and maniacs hang out!
If you ever wanted to dish dirty on a celebrity, or stir up some shit this is the place to head too.
Not only can you start crap there, but you can also get in tangled in the web of retards who feel the need to post back to these idiots.

Take Wentworth Miller for example, Poor guy waits 10 years to get his "big break" only to have his IMDB page filled with a bunch of idiots who can do nothing better then discuss the colour of his skin or whether he is gay or not.
I mean for real people? There ARE better things to talk about! *take his ass for example..LOVELY* But all these jack asses feel the need to talk about is "What colour is he really??" WHO GIVES A S**T!
Either you like the guy or you don't plain and simple, it's not something hard I swear.
If the only reason your a fan of his is because he is "HOT" then F**K off and find some other celebrity who actually wants you to like him for that!
And this whole gay thing is getting SO OLD..give it up! If he is..that's his own life NOT YOURS! and if and when he chooses to come out that's up to him and no body else.

Heaven forbid one of your "favorite" male celebs be seen with a girl on his arm, IMDB turns into world war 3 central...All hell breaks loose.
The whole, she's to fat or she's to ugly cards get pulled cause people can not think of anything really that creative to come up with.
Keep those cards to yourself you racist shits! Who Care's if she is a whore,fat,ugly WHATEVER the fact is HE is with HER and will never be with you..GET OVER IT!

You who all go there, know just what I am talking about and I hope that the majority of you choose never to participate in the crap that goes on there, Kudos's to those who choose not to be surrounded by idiots..Boos to those who become one!

New Here

2006-12-11T13:10:00.000-08:00

Well I am new to this whole blogging thing, but I noticed everyone's got some kind of opinion and I thought what the hell I got a big mouth and I should start shooting it off.

Here your gonna read a lot of crap your probably not going to like, I am gonna say things that just might get under your collar, if so I don't care! These are MY personal opinions and you don't have to view this page if you really don't like what your reading.

I am not asking people to agree with me, but sometimes I can make a pretty good point.
And other times I might sound off my rocker man, but again who cares? if you don't like it get off this friggin page.

That being said over the next while I will jump right into how I think celebrities and the media are idiots, and how fans are getting more crazy by the minute!
You might get mad, you might have a laugh, you might agree, you might disagree...all in all have your own f**kin opinion, isen't that what this is all about...freedom to say what we feel?